Wanted: Walk-the-Plank Production Assistant/Parrot Babysitter

I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them. ~ Pablo Picasso

WANTED: WALK-the-PLANK ADVENTUROUS PRODUCTION ASSISTANT/

BABYSITTER for FREE-FLIGHT, NAUGHTY PARROT, BABY PICASSO

Warning: If you expect a petting zoo pony, cuddly pussy cat or a bubbly puppy, you are not the right person. Your patience will be put to the extreme test. 

Or if you feel hurt easily, it won't work. Parrots do not bond easily to anyone, except its mate for life. Smart-ass, honest, extremely loyal and loving (when it choose you in its own way), it has an intelligence of a 2 to 5 years old human child. A bit of a psychic, my parrot can sense your joy, fear or misbehave. 

Baby Picasso is no ordinary fat chic, urban parrot stay at home watching soap opera all day. It is a playful, passionate parrot, born with a mission to inspire, entertain and change the world. 

It is not Cirque du Soleil.  Mischief officer. Master of destruction. Can-opener. Pooping machine. Houdini escape act is no match. Messy eater. Love playing with food but very clean. 

If you could win Baby Picasso over and earn the trust, you are part of the close family. You will discover the companionship of an amazing, kick-ass life of an exotic city parrot, irresistible and eyes-opening. It will change your life, as it did mine. (Without being in the Peruvian or Brazilian rainforest.) 

Accountabilities: 

You will work closely with me and/or the event manager and performers to

• supervise, set up play and work area efficiently and attractively 
• answer general inquires, data entry
• enforce protocol with tact in public or during performance
• keep the playcage and surrounding area safe, clean and tidy
• feed, prepare meal, ensure food, water and supply are adequate 
• handle, play with the parrot, conduct basic training 
• take simple photos/videos, other administrative duties as assigned
• maintain professional appearance at all times 

Requirements:

• Open minded, caring, great organizational skills and details-oriented
• No parrot experience required.  Will train the right person.
• Customer service experience 
• Nightlife friendly, have reliable cell phone 
• Clean, valid driver license (shift stick a bonus, not a must)
• No dance experience required
• Foreign language a bonus

How to apply? 

1. Please include the answer to the question:

Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie starred an exotic blue & gold parrot? 

2. Why you are a great fit to the postion? 

3. Email your resume with a cover letter with your availability & expected compensation. 

raymondo (at) burnthedancefloor (dot) com

cc to: exoticsalsamaster (at) gmail (dot) com 

The position is part-time. 

Thank you in advance. 

Re: KICK-ASS PIRATES: CARNIVAL

http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com  #BOLDPLAY60