Seduced and Abandoned

Bonjour Monsieur and Mademoiselle!

I have been staying up all night for 24 hours working my ass off.

Don't know if it's because of the eclipse blood moon or surge of  creative energy exploding inside for Mission: Kick-Ass. Suck it up with Vampire piper.

How would you like to be seduced or abandoned?

aRRR, I've been reflecting the D'Day on World Art Day Week to unleash passion through adventure and play.  ( April 15 is the legendary master artist, killer creative genius, Renaissance humanist polymath, scientist, and naturalist Leonardo Da Vinci's Birthday.)

Let's take this celebration to the infamously prestigious Cannes Film Festival and play on the wild side. Have the wild-est dance of my life!

Why not feathering my beloved legendary actor, comedian KAPtain Alec Baldwin and the sexy, exotic German actress and former fashion model,  Diane Kruger of Seduced and Abandoned.

  

Alec Baldwin and James Toback on a booty hunt in 'Seduced and Abandoned'

She Once aspired to be a ballet dancer, Diane is known for role such as Helen of Troy (Helen of Sparta) in the movie Troy (starring Brad Pitt as Achilles). Her killer beauty that cause a war.  Helen of Troy was the daughter of Zeus and Leda.  In Greek myths, she is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Her abduction by Paris brought about the 10 year Trojan War.

Prince Paris was not a designer from the fashion capital of the world now with some of the most beautiful women. I wonder what is the influence of the Greek Trojan Horse.

Sure, legendary artist, Picasso resided France for most of his life.

(I could not find a Trojan Horse in his painting. If you find one, let me know I will save the last Tango in Paris for you.)

Did Mademoiselle Kruger  know what trouble she could had gotten into before she said "YES" the role in hilarious director, James Toback film? Check out the trailer below.

Interestingly, the film explore interconnected subjects: The Cannes Film Festival, cinema art, money, glamour and death.

KAPtain Jack Parrot's long distance cousin, Captain Jack Sparrow who knows darn to well  frolickin' his festivals circuit in the 7 high seas.  Well, 7 continents, I doubt. It's darn too cold for Cotton the parrot. But nothing is impossible. Oh well, Baby Picasso may love learning how to ski naked doing a few exotic SAKA™ dancing!

Death lies before us, as we take flight on the quest for Fountain of Immortality.

What will KAPTAIN JACK PARROT be getting into?  What treasure will he find?

Money, glamour, death or the secrets to immortality?

Freedom, love and the meaning of life?

3 weeks and 6 Days to at the Cannes International Film Festival May 14, 2014

Where are the mermaids and the parrot fish in the exotic Cote D'azur?

KAPTAIN JACK PARROT is  looking of a kick-ass crew, you would not be interested to join him, would you?

 How do you celebrate the week of World Art Day?

 Stay tune for our adventure! It's gonna be WILD!

 Until next adventure ...

Love & dance with passion!
Raymondo Chan
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HELP WANTED: Kick-Ass Crew & Superhero:

Here is one of the kick-crew I'm looking for. Join the adventure!   click here 

Other Kick-Ass Crew members are here  About Me

Deadline for Listing: Cannes Film Market

Bonjour Superhero, producer, director, sales agent, financier, actor, writer and distributor friends!

Are you going or thinking of or dreaming of going to Cannes Film Festival for any killer promotion of your film and work? Gain an edge? Hunt for treasure?

Today April 9 is the deadline for listing in the Market Guide and for registration to Producers Network or Producers Workshop

Here is the link here for you to register: click here.

Until next adventure ...
Raymondo :)

300: Rise Of An Empire

Arrr, if death come, are you ready, Baby? KAPtain Jack Parrot gone wild, leading his sexy 300 to kick-ass and fight in the battlefield of glory. Rumour has it he is recruiting warriors to join the battle. Bold, nutty and hilarious missions await. Flap, flap, flap!

Celebrate the movie 300: Rise of An Empire. 300: RISE OF A PARROT EMPIRE adventure-games live event is inspired by naughty, free-flight Baby Picasso and "300: Rise of An Empire", the epic movie.   I am a big fan of 300. The movie will be released on Friday March 7, 2014 

Seize your glory! Vancouver will burn. Stay tune for more exciting details next week about movie screening, exotic party, coaching & training workshops.

Until next adventure ....

Love & dance with passion,

Raymondo :)

Unleash your passion through adventure and play. 

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Wanted: Kick-Ass Event Promoter / Coordinator / Producer

WANTED: KICK-ASS EVENT PROMOTER/COORDINATOR/PRODUCER in Canada (Saskatoon, Winnipeg, Red Deer) + Paris & Cannes, France. 

• Passion for performance arts, fashion, dance, film/TV and entertainment. 
• Interns and recent grad are encouraged to apply. 
• Sense of adventure and humour. 
• Bird/parrot-friendly a must. 
• Tradeshow/nightclub marketing/PR and event management background. 
• Foreign language in Russian /Spanish an asset. 

If you or someone you know are interested to be part of the adventure, email: raymondo (at) burnthedancefloor (dot) com 

Taboo, Sex and Chinese New Year of Parrot Horse

Kung Hei Fat Choy!

Naughty or Nice, saddle up up for the Year of the Sexy Parrot Horse!

Lunar Chinese New Year is around the corner on Saturday Jan 1. It shares the same weekend of the Taboo Naughty But Nice Show.  How sexy will that be for the tradition of 15 days celebrations.

Baby Picasso and I are super-excited to kick off and ring in the Lunar New Year with a Taboo edition "Unleash Your Passion" show at 11 pm at the Taboo Show to welcome the auspicious year ahead. EXOTIC SALSAMASTER will transform with KAPTAIN JACK PARROT doing interviews, demonstrating and teaching Exotic Salsa Dancing.  Gallop a strong wild ride of kick-ass adventure!

What are the horse characteristics?  Strength, freedom, passion? 

How do embrace them to gain prosperity in life and at work?  

 Everything from your hearts desires to inconceivable delights.The Taboo Naughty but Nice Sex Show provides an upscale adult playground dedicated to enhancing lifestyles, encouraging romance, personal betterment and all things Taboo. Enjoy entertainment, provocative and educational seminars, unique shopping, fashion shows and LIVE demonstrations.

The Vancouver Chinatown Spring Festival is this weekend with the Chinese New Year Parade happening on Sunday, February 2, 2014.  Organizers of the 41st annual Vancouver Chinatown Spring Festival Parade are expecting more than 50,000 people to join in the Year of the Horse celebrations Sunday.

The parade, which kicks off at 11 a.m. at Carral and West Pender streets, will wind through the streets of Chinatown up to Gore Avenue, ending on Keefer Street.

The event features 3,000 performers, dance troops, marching bands and lion and dragon dancers.

“We have our multicultural values as Canadians and this is one way to share our cultural experiences with other groups, and we also go to other events to support their cultural festivities as well,” said event organizer Jung Ing.

Baby Picasso and I look forward to play with many of our amazing, naughty or sexy beautiful friends! 

Go nuts or nuttier, we will find out soon!

Until next adventure ...
Love & dance with passion,
Raymondo Chan :)

Taboo Naughty but Nice Sex Show at Vancouver Convention Trade Exhibition Centre
999 Canada Place Jan 30 - Feb 1, 2014
http://www.tabooshow.com/taboo-vancouver
Jan 30  6 - 12 pm
Jan 31 6 - 12  pm
Feb 1 12 - 12 pm
Feb 2 11 - 5  pm

Chinese New Year Parade 2014
Feb 2
http://www.cbavancouver.ca/