Wanted: Walk-the-Plank Production Assistant/Parrot Babysitter

I paint objects as I think them, not as I see them. ~ Pablo Picasso

WANTED: WALK-the-PLANK ADVENTUROUS PRODUCTION ASSISTANT/

BABYSITTER for FREE-FLIGHT, NAUGHTY PARROT, BABY PICASSO

Warning: If you expect a petting zoo pony, cuddly pussy cat or a bubbly puppy, you are not the right person. Your patience will be put to the extreme test. 

Or if you feel hurt easily, it won't work. Parrots do not bond easily to anyone, except its mate for life. Smart-ass, honest, extremely loyal and loving (when it choose you in its own way), it has an intelligence of a 2 to 5 years old human child. A bit of a psychic, my parrot can sense your joy, fear or misbehave. 

Baby Picasso is no ordinary fat chic, urban parrot stay at home watching soap opera all day. It is a playful, passionate parrot, born with a mission to inspire, entertain and change the world. 

It is not Cirque du Soleil.  Mischief officer. Master of destruction. Can-opener. Pooping machine. Houdini escape act is no match. Messy eater. Love playing with food but very clean. 

If you could win Baby Picasso over and earn the trust, you are part of the close family. You will discover the companionship of an amazing, kick-ass life of an exotic city parrot, irresistible and eyes-opening. It will change your life, as it did mine. (Without being in the Peruvian or Brazilian rainforest.) 

Accountabilities: 

You will work closely with me and/or the event manager and performers to

• supervise, set up play and work area efficiently and attractively 
• answer general inquires, data entry
• enforce protocol with tact in public or during performance
• keep the playcage and surrounding area safe, clean and tidy
• feed, prepare meal, ensure food, water and supply are adequate 
• handle, play with the parrot, conduct basic training 
• take simple photos/videos, other administrative duties as assigned
• maintain professional appearance at all times 

Requirements:

• Open minded, caring, great organizational skills and details-oriented
• No parrot experience required.  Will train the right person.
• Customer service experience 
• Nightlife friendly, have reliable cell phone 
• Clean, valid driver license (shift stick a bonus, not a must)
• No dance experience required
• Foreign language a bonus

How to apply? 

1. Please include the answer to the question:

Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie starred an exotic blue & gold parrot? 

2. Why you are a great fit to the postion? 

3. Email your resume with a cover letter with your availability & expected compensation. 

raymondo (at) burnthedancefloor (dot) com

cc to: exoticsalsamaster (at) gmail (dot) com 

The position is part-time. 

Thank you in advance. 

Re: KICK-ASS PIRATES: CARNIVAL

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No Plan. No Backup. No Choice.

No Plan. No Backup. No Choice. ~ Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol

12.12.12

Imagine you could outrageously achieve more in the next 12 months than the last 12 years?

How do you live bigger than life? How do you play a bigger game?

Death defying, Tom Cruise played Ethan Hunt dancing in the sky in seemingly impossible dangerous situation. I could fly out of my seats in the movie theatre. My heart stopped for the freakin' many seconds. Good, I don't need a CPR. MI 4 is the most kick-ass movie I've ever seen released last year on Dec 16. His mission like 007 James Bond, Skyfall and Captain Jack Sparrow: on Strangers Tide, makes him a legend.

Let make history on 12.12.12

My heart was racing faster than any piece of man-made machine on the road.
I kick-ass myself and asked, "what would I do if I  have: "No Plan. No Backup. No Choice."
Am I going for self-destruction in Dangerous December?
This perfectly symmetrical exotic super-sexy date won't ever come back, ever,
even you have the Fountain of Youth from Kaptain Jack Parrot.

I'm having a playdate with my destiny. I have to accomplish Mission: Kick-Ass
for Kick-Ass Pirates: Carnival! Arrr!

How do you celebrate?

I dare you, parrot dare you play the kick-ass adventure-games of your life.

Celebrate!

Burn the dance floor with me, OO8 James BLONDES.

Unleash Your Passion. Dare the Impossible. Be A Legend. ~ Raymondo Chan

Come play. Make history 2012.
Special announcement coming up. Arrr, stay tuned.




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Dangerous December
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Battle Sail of Death and Life

WTF! (Welcome to Frightday) Battle Sail of Death and Life.

"To me, the function and duty of a quality human being is the sincere and honest development of one's potential." ~ Bruce Lee

Bruce Lee said, "ever since I was a child I have had this instinctive urge for expansion and growth. "

How can you burn the dance floor with burning passion?

Reflecting on my adventure, I've been having some dangerous conversations with the legendary, Master Martial Artist, Bruce Lee celebrating his 70th birthday last Tuesday. We talked about immortality and Kaptain Jack Parrot's dangerous quest for the Fountain of Youth.

Arrr boys & girls! You cannot be more kick-ass, more dangerous and frightening than the sincere and freakin' honest development of your potential.

In one of his movies the GAME of DEATH, a martial arts movie star must fake his death to find the people who are trying to kill him.

If someone will buy invest an assassin to kill you, in their eyes you must be worth something, worth the trouble or some $$$$$ dollar amount. Or they won't bother.

You and I are in a high stake adventure-game of death and life.

Arrrgh! Hopefully, nobody is trying to kill you.

How much have you tapped deeply into your potential?  Heaven scary or hell exciting in the wild ocean, you have huge potential you don't even know. It can get really uncomfortable.   It requires great courage,  and freakin' honesty to ask yourself the question. You are awakening the big sea monster. And you must face the truth of who you are.

• Who the hellOO are you? 
• Where you are now? 
• Who the hell do you want to be?  
• Where the hell are you going? 

What you will become? Your destiny? Nobody knows yet. Sexy or not, it's super exciting!!

It is your future in the making NOW.

The biggest investment you can make is to develop yourself.  No one can easily take it away from you.

It means you must grow and expand. You can choose different areas of your life: health and body, mind, money, sex and love, career, emotion lifestyle.

Get bloody dancing in Halloween like a zombie or sexy pirate lady is one thing. But in real world HellOOween,  the school of hard-knocks battle field is another thing.

If you are any serious about living to your full potential, depending on how resourceful you are, it requires serious commitment of time, energy and money.

Don't buy into big results without no effort. HellOO!!

What price you will pay for  buy your own kick-ass life? (Christmas present?)
a bottle of the Fountain of Youth not included.
Let me know what you think. Leave your comment below.

Until the next adventure ...
Love & dance with passion!
Raymondo

Dangerous December
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Welcome to Dangerous December

"To Love is to risk losing it all." ~ OO8 Kaptain Jack Parrot

HellOO Boys & Girls!

Welcome to Dangerous December!!♥
Welcome Dangerous December, Kick-Ass Pirates: Carnival

• How (the hell) do you live bigger than life?
• How do you play a bigger game?

To celebrate and have a kick-ass a dangerous affair with Dangerous December in my exotic adventure,  I've created a concept poster series for OO8 Mr. BLONDES, James BLONDES played by Kaptain Jack Parrot.  I'm unleashing the exotic salsa dancing choreography,  burnt into these dangerous words:

To love is to risk losing it all.

"What the hell are you throwing yourself into, Raymondo?" I set my intention in motion in the Kick-Ass Pirates Universe, into the unknown. Tuesday Dec 4 is the lucky third month of my birthday. (Keep my fingers crossed. )

You have the adventurous daring? Burn the dance floor with me?
Come play. http://bit.ly/bSG4HV

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