Help Wanted For Kick-Ass Pirates: Adventurous Marketing/PR/Admin Assistant

Pirate Nuts, Mermaid Lovers, Fashion Maniacs,   Zombie Fanciers.
Live BIGGER than life?  Play a bigger game?

Kaptain Jack Parrot is looking for a crew of Adventure Partners-In-Crime (APIC) of like-minded, passionate and talented individuals and business to help accomplish a wild, dangerous mission.
Unleash passion to save world through adventure and play ... and the dance of life to live to the full potential.

The bold plan I'm swashbuckling a few kick-ass experiential projects: including KICK-ASS PIRATES™: Carnival and a new adventure-play coaching training program.

Dive into the exotic universe of entertainer, producer, choreographer Raymondo Chan as Captain Jack Parrot. "Death lies before us as we set sail, ... for the  Fountain of Youth." 

WANTED: Adventurous Marketing & Promotion Coordinator Extraordinaire/PR/Admin Assistant

If you are totally happy being caged in a 5' x 9' foot cubicle, then this job is not for you!

You think those mermaids will be very happy?

Who is this for?

Pirates Nuts? Fashion Maniac? Mermaids, Zombies & Parrots friendly?

Captain Jack Parrot is looking for help in his next adventure.

Are you Pirates Nuts? Fashion Maniac? Mermaids, Zombies & Parrots friendly?

KICK-ASS PIRATES: TREASURE HUNT CARNIVAL 

Captain Jack Parrot embarks on the adventures with sexy pirates, deadly mermaids, parrot fishes, lovely zombies and other exotic creatures ... on the quest fountain of youth.

This adventure-games event is inspired by Pirates of the Caribbean and true adventure stories Captain Jack Parrot and Exotic SalsaMaster, Raymondo Chan & Mischief Officer, parrot Baby Picasso

WANTED: Adventurous, Super-organized, Reliable Production Crew: Associate Producer/Production Manager/DOP/AD/Production Coordinator/Assistants for avant-garde fashion show/dance adventure-games. You are detailed-oriented. Comfortable with height & water.

 "NO HOLDS BARRED, TAKE NO PRISONERS" KICK-ASS PIRATES CASTING CALL: Sexy Pirates, Mermaids, Zombies, Exotic Creatures, Parrot Fishes, Character Actors, Performers, Entertainers, MC, Musicians, Actors, Actresses, Hosts, Hostesses, Swimmers, Divers, Body-Painting Artists, Models, Dancers, Team Leaders

"Parrot Treasure Island" at a giant 50 meter Olympic-size pool will be your adventure playground on Dec 31, 2011 and Jan 1, 2012  

Fantastic opportunities for crew and cast in upcoming 2012 KICK-ASS PIRATES adventure-games series to grow, gain valuable experience and some kick-ass pirates mindset and skills set to grow with the team.

Please shoot us your adventure resume today with a short kick-ass cover letter. 

Once confirmed, you will be invited to a Casting Call with more details.  Please bring your theme outfit and swimwear. You may get wet. 

Subject: KICK-ASS PIRATES Why do you want to be part of the exotic adventures? Tell us about your mission, passion, skills, availability and expectations? 

to raymondo (at) burnthedancefloor.com 
cc to exoticsalsamaster@gmail.com

Thank you in advance! 
 
Until next adventure ...
Love & dance with passion,
Raymondo 
Captain Jack Parrot & Exotic SalsaMaster

PS Complete the sentence correctly. " What _____ lies before us, as we set sail ... for the fountain of youth."  (Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Strangers Tide)

Yield to The Authentic Moment Like A Virgin

So you think the Cha Cha Cha, the Salsa or Bachata is playful? 

Burn the Dance floor in the art of PLAY! One of the "PLAY" choreography palettes is "Y"= Yield to the authentic moment." 

My friends were on the way to BC lions games and we ran into each other.  We haven't seen each other and danced together for a long time. I don't know when we gonna play on the dance floor again. I decided to capture that moment  in the journal for my exotic salsa adventures.

Off she jumped with such vigor.  We danced in less than 60 seconds. So they quickly caught the next skytrain.

Yield to the authentic moment is one of the most powerful BOLDPLAY principles. It will give you your life back when you are hold prisoner by distractions, busy-ness. From the past or the future quickly back to the present moment. We how hectic life can be.

Heaven forbids. Each authentic moment is a virgin experience.

Wonder where those amazing moments have gone? Resist it. It will escape from you. 

Take 60 seconds or less to  acknowledge the authentic moment. 

Give yourself fully to it consciously. Yield to it.

 Let me know how it work? Leave your comment below.

Until next adventure ...

Exotic Salsa Dancing. Dance Anywhere. Anytime. Be Free.
http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com/ — at Granville Skytrain Station.

International Aritst Day - World's First Giant Human Parrot

My mother said to me, "If you become a soldier, you'll be a general; if you become a monk you'll end up as the pope." Instead, I became a painter and wound up as Picasso. ~ Pablo Picasso 

Today is International Artist Day. The day chosen to honor artists and their contributions to humanity worldwide is October 25th, Pablo Picasso's birthday, one of the most influential painter of all time.  Also, it marks week 4 of my birthday Oct 4 celebrations of exotic adventures.

My friends say I'm an artist. Well, aren't we all? 

 Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once we grow up. ~ Pablo Picasso

Inspired by my parrot Baby Picasso, I map out different pieces of the puzzle and in the process to create the world's first 12 foot tall giant human parrot prototype - an exotic salsa dancing parrot. Sitting on a creative goldmine of choreography ideas, photos, videos, designs and sketches, I've gathered, toyed with what capture my imaginations and my heart in the exotic adventures over the years.

My first giant attempt for a big project!!

My exotic adventures guide will be the creative challenges on the way. I love the thrill. Without doubt, inspirations from my beloved Master of Destruction, parrot Baby Picasso and kick-ass Master Painter, Pablo Picasso will keep my choreography canvas fresh, youthful and playful. I'm open to possibilities and help along the journey.  Naked faith and gut instinct will high-fly my vision.   

Yesterday, Baby Picasso and I went to stores to buy some fabrics. The head pattern cut, fabric colors chosen. Today I will meet up with my team of pattern-maker, sewer, fabric cutter to see how it goes.

It will soon be unveiled to Vancouver and the world. We will be parroting, playing, exotic salsa dancing on the streets in the urban jungle. 

So you think it should fly too, eh? :)

Is Pablo Picasso is a parrot lover? I don't know.  His paintings definitely are darn colorful.  

Is parrot Baby Picasso an artist?  You bet. Hairstylist, fashion designer, sculptor, escape artist and visual artist. Look at the stylized half-naked feathered body.  Then there are mysteriously disappeared and parrot-sculpted buttons beak-crafted on my "parrot-designer" pants and shirts.  

 Every act of creation is first an act of destruction. ~ Pablo Picasso

I will write more about the choreography of my creation process in another post - from imagining, concept to testing on a sexy mannequin.

I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. ~ Pablo Picasso

Artists have been the chroniclers of history for as long as humans have walked the earth, as dinosaurs and birds have flown the sky. Artists are a largely ignored group; yet everyone feel the undercurrents of their influence. 

Art is the backbone of everything we use and see that is man made, yet the artist behind the scenes is seldom recognized. 

Cultures are defined by their art, yet we take for granted these unsung divas of art.

Everyone can participate on this day in many ways:

1. Visit a gallery and explain why you're there.
2. Visit an artist studio.
3. Purchase a piece of art to support an artist or host a show.
4. Take your favorite artist to lunch and explore their world.
5. Have your mayor proclaim this day for artists.
6. Have your local media film an interview and do an article about the artist. 
7. Help sponsor an emerging artist, through a weekend workshop or fundraiser. 
8. As a gallery owner, host an Open House with as many of your represented Artists.
9. Throw a house party featuring your Artist's friend and their artwork, you art lovers!
10. Host an "Art Auction" in a restaurant with a guest speaker to talk about art appreciation, art history and the importance art plays in our society. Charge per plate. This money can be used to help sponsor new talent.
11. Come up with your own ideas to participate. 

www.internationalartistday.com     www.facebook.com/I.A.D.Official

No matter what stage you are in your life or career, no matter how young or old you are, it is NEVER too late to engage in your "artistic" endeavor.

Youth has no age. ~ Pablo Picasso

Childish, not. Be a child all over again, my friend. Who will you wound up?  

  

Start today.  Action is the foundational key to all success. ~ Pablo Picasso

Until next adventure ...

Love & dance with passion,

Raymondo :)

Website Is Down. Call for Bold, New Vision

More important than the quest for certainty is the quest for clarity.  ~ Francois GautierBurn

BurnTheDanceFloor.com's website is down.   I apologize some emails got lost and were unable to reach me. I try to get it up and running.

I'm still up, thanks goodness. I also look up the sky for divine inspiration and signs of the whereabouts of parrot Baby Picasso.

On an emotional roller coaster ride of lost, ecstasy and hope, I spent some time revising and clarifying my personal vision/mission statement for my coaching, entertainment and creative practice. While doing this I realize what I have for my work and Baby Picasso is closely related to my personal vision.

Having a role (rather than just a job) that reflects my personal vision/mission is like having Superpower that provide guidance, wisdom. It's uber powerful and sexy. It fires me up in the morning or at night. It has allowed me to create a business life that truly reflects who I'm and be authentic.

And the downtime is a great reminder for website re-branding. 

The website need an exotic makeover to reflect a bold, new vision, driven by core values of passion, adventure, playfulness, exotic, love, freedom ... and kickass. (read amazing)


I ask myself:

• What really hold us back to live our passions that make us come alive? Make our eyes wide open?

• How Burn The Dance Floor can achieve its mission in exotic-sexy, dangerously remarkable, wildly amazing ways?

Since the mission is to entertain, educate, inspire passion through adventure, play and dance to help you live your fullest potential.

Or simply "Inspire passion through adventure and play."

BurnTheDanceFloor.com is more than a website.  To burn the dance floor, like Exotic Salsa Dancing, it's a lifestyle and an ATTITUDE.  Exotic Salsa Dancing is more than a dance. It embraces passion, adventure and play.
It is more important than ever in a chaotic, ever-changing, stressful, fast-paced world.

• What is it like to live bigger than life? 

•  How to play bigger than life? Play a bigger, more amazing game?  No regrets. Unlike other games, where there is no winning or losing. 

• What direction and "turtle-or-the-hare" speed will get you from point A to point B?

• How to express yourself, beyond yourself and what you stand for with maximum impact and reach to make a giant difference?

• How to adventure your passion to the next level right now?

"If life is to love, play is to dance, then love and dance with passion! No regrets."   ~ Raymondo Chan  

EXOTIC SALSA ADVENTURES: My friends facebook me about my exotic adventures, and if I offer any new Latin dancing classes: Salsa, Merengue, Bachata.
 
Yes! More than "dancing", I'm excited to teach brand new ART OF PLAY series - experiential workshops and classes. I will share with you more what I have discovered and learned, inspired by embarking on my wild, amazing exotic adventures with parrot Baby Picasso ...  including our search for the legendary fountain of youth with Captain Jack Parrot and the Exotic Salsa-Barbarian. :)

LEARN EXOTIC SALSA DANCING™ IN 60 SECONDS OR LESS. Unleash your passion through adventures and play! Dance Anytime. Anywhere. Be Free.

Details are coming soon. Stay tune.

Want to start right away?  I also offer private or semi-private coaching and performance lessons to help you to unleash your passion to the next level. I can help achieve your goals faster and easier than you ever dream possible. To book an appointment, please call me at 778.999.BURN(2876)

Please  email:  raymondo (at) burnthedancefloor (dot) com
You should receive a response in 48 hours.

Thank you.

Until next adventure ...
Raymondo xox

P.S. I'm looking for adventurous, passionate, creative marketing-oriented developers and company to be my partners-in-crime to help re-brand it.  

http://RaymondoChan.com
http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com

Exotic Warrior Dance Lessons: Mother Duck & Her Ducklings

Life is neither a bed of roses, nor always sunshine.

You are blown off course, off your feet by strong, seemingly insurmountable, wild obstacles.

You slip. You fall. You roll. Head roll. Tummy roll.
You mess up. You get dirty.

Your loving army of warriors are watching you, following your lead.

You're scared. Despite what happen, what do you do?
You choose a different mindset, improvise and act accordingly the best you can.

Try a dance floor play!

• Refocus.
• Regroup.
• Shake it.
• Look forward.
• Keep moving.

Leadership lessons from the mother duck and her ducklings:
To me, it is a bloody brilliant choreography of courage and boldness in action powered by love and passion --- the Exotic Salsa Dancing way!

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage." ~ Lao Tzu 

Such strength and audacity amaze me and parrot Baby Picasso.

What do you think, sexy warrior? Please leave your comments below.

Until next adventure ...
Love & dance with passion,
Raymondo :)

http://RaymondoChan.com
http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com

Wanted: Barbarian Girls Slay to Burn The Dance Floor with Passion

Hello Warriors! 

To celebrate Audacious August, as Burn The Dance Floor Barbarian Girls, you will slay and assist with communication, production, workshop and/or performance to help unleash passion to save the world from evil, we will play and embark on the adventure during the movie release "Conan The Barbarian" and the movie inspired exotic party.

" I burn with life. I dance. I love. I slay ... I am content. " ~ Raymondo the Exotic Salsabarian,

Prepare for battle! 

Like Captain Jack Sparrow, Conan is also a pirate and adventurer in his own right. Conan the Barbarian is a thief, pirate and warrior, he sure is audacious, bold, courageous and one badass who will fight to survive and protect those he is loyal to.

In a raw, wild Barbarian battle and comically seductive dance choreography, street-theater style, I will direct, choreograph, teach and perform dynamically in the park to the street. We will shoot and document the powerful event. As we play and dance, we will slaughter a few sexy zombies, ugly monsters, living dead, or human beasts who stand in our way. Beg for mercy!

Dance, Love or Die! :D

Elephant riding experience not required. Sense of adventure, nightlife and parrot-friendly a must.

• Smart, fit, exotic-sexy, organized and reliable
• Fast learner, fluent in spoken and written English and social media
• Foreign language an asset.
• 19+  Have a reliable cell phone.
• For performer/dancer/entertainer only: in addition, you have a strong jazz, modern, Latin folkloric, dance, Latin, theater arts and/or gymnastic background. Horse riding skills a plus.

 Conan The Barbarian

• Advanced Movie Screening Aug 18
• Movie Release Opening Night: Aug 19
• "Barbarian" Performance Workshop Immersion: Open to male/female warriors  Unleash your passion! Learn Exotic Salsa Dancing through adventure and play. No dance/performance background required. Call for details.
• Movie Inspired Party TBA

If you miss our exotic adventure during Pirates of the Caribbean 4: On Strangers Tide movie release exotic party with Captain Jack Parrot and Chief Mischief Officer, Baby Picasso, watch out!

Join me for the adventure!

email raymondo (at) burnthedancefloor (dot) com and include:

1. Why you want to be a Burn The Dance Floor Barbarian girls?

2. Introduce yourself with a brief cover letter or a short video 30 seconds

3. A resume with your objectives, talents and accomplishments with your work/portfolios

Until next adventure ...
Love and dance with passion,
Raymondo 
Raymondo Chan Audacious August
778.999.BURN(2876)

http://RaymondoChan.com
http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com

Boldness, Wisdom and Compassion

The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it. ~ W.M. Lewis

How do you live bigger than life? How would play a bigger game?

Unleash your passion to save the world?

You are not here merely to make a living. You are here to enable the world to live more amply, with greater vision, and with a finer spirit of hope and achievement. You are here to enrich the world. You impoverish yourself if you forget this errand. ~ Woodrow Wilson

I summon boldness, compassion and wisdom for counsel.

Love and dance with passion,  
Raymondo Chan Audacious August 8.8.2011

Parrot Seeks Sexy Bombshells To Kick Off Audacious August with a BANG

Chief Mischievous Officer parrot Baby Picasso seeks sidekicks, Exotic Sexy Bombshells to Kick Off with a Bang for Raymondo Chan's Audacious August 2011

If you are interested to play and party with us email us. Tell us who you are.
First, watch the video why "She Bangs"?


Ricky Martin is our Bangs Master!  

Sexy Bomb-Shells, Hot Babes and Exotic Fireworks

"Firestorm", "Odyssey", "Then and Now" I love fireworks.  Rich, colorful, spectacular!

Do you know it takes thousands of hot, exotic-sexy bombs-shells to create wow-wow-wow awe-inspiring, spectacular magic for each show?!

Shells/Bombs

The most common tool in fireworks, the shell or bomb is a canister fired out of the mortar into the sky containing various pyrotechnic compositions referred to as “stars”. Shells range in size from 50 to 305 mm in diameter.

Do you ask me about my parrot because of the loud noises and the loud crowd?

Do you wear fireworks ear-plug? We do wear armour only on special occasion. Baby Picasso has its beak. Me? I wear Baby Picasso.

Yes, it will scare the wild and awesomeness out of me, Baby, for the long 30 minutes max!  I will be dancing with the Stars.Dancing with the Fireworks. .I have my trauma now. I can't wait till I get fix until next fireworks.

Would you get a heart-attack watching those naked bomb-shells in action?  Call your friendly neighbourhood life insurance.

Bang! Bang, bang, bang! Some love whining with a good class of wine about the excessive thunder exploding in your head in English Bay, Sunset Bay or Kitsilano Beach. Where is Thunder Baby? Baywatch or Babewatch.  But you can't deny our law-abiding animal friends committing some loud crimes --- enjoy each other companion,  accompanied by beautiful music that intoxicates the body, mind and spirit.  

Please be respectful. You will call the animal shelter and local SPCA about animal cruelty cases, won't you? Do you see more dead birds' corpse lying around on the beach next day after the fireworks? How about piles of feathers mysteriously fallen off due to immense psychological torture? The crows, squirrels and coyotes, raccoons start the bad habits of hanging out not within their own species, but with your cows, goats, chicken, horses, kitties, puppies and exotic salsa dancing! How about doing the 10 dances Salsa, Dirty Dancing, Bachata, Samba, Cha-Cha-Cha, Merengue, Tango, Waltz, Foxtrot, Paso Doble? They embrace diversity and multiculturalism! Now heaven and hell breaks loose! ( Spain's Heaven & Hell' themed display wins 2010 Celebration of Light.) 

I think we will interview our friends from the animal kingdom and ask for their opinions.

Should animals ear-plugs be mandatory by law during fireworks?

Say NO to drugs, kids! Say YES to fireworks, boys and girls. Stay in schools.

"Have the adventurous daring to accept yourself as fireworks of possibilities and undertake to play the wild-est and most amazing games in the universe - make the most of your best." ~ Raymondo Chan 

You are a fireworks of possibilities if you have the adventurous daring and committed to live your full potential.

How would you to define your own fireworks?

Vancouver Celebration of Light 2011
China - Firestorm
Spain - Odyssey
Canada - Then and Now
YOU - _____ ?

Mucho Gusto! Welcome to Amazing, Audacious August!

Love & dance with passion!
Raymondo
http://RaymondoChan.com/
http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com/

Parrot Baby Picasso Bailed Out

The identification is positive.  

"Rawrrrrrrk Rawrrrrrrrrrrk!!! ... " Unusal, racuous screams down the hallway, soon after parrot Baby Picasso hears my voice. This is no scream therapy session.

"I'm here. Help! Let me out. Get me out of the prison now!" The calls are so loud and clear even for the hearing impaired.

Besides, when it come to the kiss test, Baby Picasso knows and I know my lips can never be mistaken as someone's else, right?!


 Have you ever wondered what is it like dancing with gangsters?  I bet you would never forget. I quickly bailed Baby Picasso out of the jail cell.  

Thanks so much everyone for emails, phone calls, love and kind regards!

After close observation of the reactions in the crowd and at home, parrot Baby Picasso has recovered greatly and is sound.   It has been such an emotional roller-coaster ride for the last few days.  I'm recuperating after much deprived rest wrestling with the case to gain my strength and doses of sanity back on my detour.

Many of you wrote me in disbelief about the kidnapping or parrot-napping of Baby Picasso during the Vancouver International Festival on Saturday. I was totally shocked and furious myself about what happened. Baby Picasso was enjoying the concert inside a home carrier.  It is the first time in 4 years this ever happened despite my friends' watchful eyes on such beautiful day. I went to check out the Lost and Found of the Jazz Festival office near the Round House greeted by a team of very nice, friendly staff.  A woman recovered her small cell phone, but a big 3 feet tall parrot in a carrier was not there. I walked back a second time only to be mistaken the scream of a kid as that of Baby Picasso, near the office.

"So where the hell is Baby Picasso?"

Burn The Dance Floor's "Passion Without Borders" - Exotic Adventure Series

Ahoy boys and girls!

Come play! Join me in the quest for the Fountain of Youth with parrot Baby Picasso. I'll be performing, coaching and doing some wild interviews and setting some bodies on fire! :)

Let's burn the dance floor with passion,
without borders bathing in the hot, playful tropical rhythm
at the live concerts with our sexy friends.

♫♪♫♪ PLUS ... Get Ready for Some Challenges? ♫♪♫♪

LEARN EXOTIC SALSA DANCING™ in 60 SECONDS Or LESS
Guaranteed to be your wildest, most amazing adventures
Or your first coaching session is FREE.

Fabulous, fun-loving or shy? No rhythm? Two left left?
Suffering from terminal seriousness? No problem.

Soak some sun.
Rub some fun.
Rum rum rum.
Kiss the sky!

Vancouver International Jazz Festival will be one of our adventure playgrounds in our Exotic Adventure Series

♫♪♫♪ Fly Free. Play for Life photos opportunities
with Baby Picasso, Mischief Officer
(By donations: gratuity accepted for our new NUTS shows)

Catch me if you will, but don't cage me ~ parrot Baby Picasso! :)>

Here are two free Latin jazz live concerts for your bathing pleasure at the David Lam Park!
♫♪ LIVE CONCERT ♫♪
=================
♫♪ Rumba Calzada
@1:45pm

♫♪ Wil Campa y su Gran Union
@8:45pm

Until next adventure ...
Love & dance with passion!
Captain Jack Parrot xoxo
and Exotic Salsamaster
-------------------
P.S. Stay tune
1. INTERNATIONAL KISSING DAY Wed July 6, 2011
Exotic Adventure Series
"There are a million ways to fly, dance and kiss the sky!" ~ Raymondo Chan
Adventure partners-in-crime wanted.

2. Exotic Salsa Adventures™ Coaching LIVE
~ Unleash your passion. Let go of your inhibitions. Fly free.
Sunday July 3 Limit to 10 adventurers only. Private/Semi-Private.
Call me for details or to register: 778.999.BURN(2876)
http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com/
http://RaymondoChan.com/
http://www.coastaljazz.ca/

Burn The Dance Floor's Passion Without Borders with Marlin Ramazzini

Ahoy boys and girls!


Join me in the quest for the Fountain of Youth with parrot Baby Picasso!
We will celebrate with my lovely friend, singer Marlin as we burn the dance floor bathing in hot tropical rhythm at the Vancouver International Jazz Festival.


During the interview and performance, I'm going to find out the secrets of how her warm and sensuous voice can tease out the essence of any song ... or rather open heart. Very dangerous indeed!!


Rawrrk! She got back from her exotic cruise tour in Costa Rica. Do you know many of parrot Baby Picasso's Macaw cousins live there? World travelled, Marlin Ramazzini Juno Award Nominee and her band is one of the most versatile and accomplished Latin singers on the West Coast.


Until next adventure ...
Love & dance with passion!
Captain Jack Parrot  xoxo


P.S. Rumour has it Prince of Kisses is coming to the city.


Special celebration or your birthday? Call 778.999.BURN before 5 pm to claim a surprise gift from BurnTheDanceFloor.com. You must answer correctly the question of the day.
.........................................................................................
Burn The Dance Floor's Exotic Adventure series
Vancouver International Jazz Festival will be one of our adventure playgrounds.


Lamplighter Public House 
92 Water Street
Gastown, Vancouver


SPECIAL INTRO to the BRAND NEW
EXOTIC SALSA ADVENTURES WORKSHOP
@6 - 7 pm
Unleash your passion! Let go of your inhibitions.
Learn Exotic Salsa Dancing through adventures and the art of play.
No partners required.


Limited to 10 people only
Only $30 include
- one concert admission ticket
- one signature photo with parrot Baby Picasso, mischief officer ($20 value)
Arrive 15 minutes earlier


Concert only @7 - 8:30 pm
Admission tickets online: about $10 general admission 
http://bit.ly/iGf13A


PLUS, INVITE TO DOUBLE CELEBRATION AFTER-PARTY*
@9:00 pm - 11:59 pm
The adventure playground of the after-party
will be revealed at the end of the concert.
*Limited capacity.


http://RaymondoChan.com
http://www.coastaljazz.ca/

Enter to Win Free Tickets! Pirates Of The Caribbean Movie Release Event

Chance to Win Free Movie Tickets & Exotic Cruises Tickets!

http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com presents Pirates of The Caribbean Movie Release event

Arrrh Sexy Mateys!

Who love a jolly sailor bold?

But who really doesn't love a jolly sailor bold?  Have I not ploughed the raging sea?
 
Baby Picasso and I had a blast performing, interviewing, teaching Exotic Salsa Dancing in "Captain Jack Sparrow." Or shall I say in "Captain Jack Parrot" style at Cineplex Entertainment SilverCity, in Metropolis!

As far as Captain Jack Sparrow dancing sequence in the movie with Angelica, it is not what I would expect, but incredible beautiful and seductive. You and partner can learn a few things about the art of seduction. Pay attention to the allure of the eyes movement.  Simple? Not for beginners. You've got to watch it carefully.

Mermaids are the new vampires.

The sirens of the high sea go from hot to deadly in seconds. Oh boys and girls, can they dance?!! The hop in and out, jumping, dancing on a bloody feeding frenzy. If there is any special about this franchise. One thing for sure is the sexy mermaids, not the Walt Disney kind. Is this R-rated or PG 13?

The crew and staff are wonderful. Thank you!  Pictures will be up soon. 

Stay tune for upcoming Adventure Series: Exotic Cruises, Pirates of the Caribbean Inspired. Special appearance with Captain Jack Parrot and Baby Picasso, the parrot, infamous pirate mischief and other sexy comrades.

1. Join Burn The Dance Floor facebook group:
 http://bit.ly/bSG4HV 
 
2. Tag yourself , "Like" for a chance to win:
http://on.fb.me/lBELBO

Where is my rum? Toast to a great success!

The adventure continues ...

Love & dance with passion!
Raymondo, Captain Jack Parrot :)

http://RaymondoChan.com
2011 Exotic Salsa Dancing Games coming soon

Congratulations to Michael Bublé "Crazy Love" Wedding

photo: fashion flame

I imagine Michael Buble's wedding reception tomorrow in Vancouver
will be as spectacular as the one held in Argentina.

"Congratulations to Michael Bublé for his crazy love wedding!
Wishing you and Luisana Lopilato
romance, love, happiness & sparkling thunder of success!"

"Holding her hands, touching her with a smile ...
I'm sure you will "save the last dance" for her, won't you?"

Come fly with me.  I'd love to choreograph a masterpiece for your next amazing adventure soon?! 

Enjoy! 

Michael Bublé "Save The Last Dance For Me" Music Video
http://bit.ly/MichaelBuble_SaveTheLastDanceForMe



Until next adventure ...
Love & dance with passion!
Raymondo Chan
& parrot Baby Picasso  : ) xoxo

Be a Superhero, KISS a Girl

As you walk by, the blossom of thousands of kisses await to greet and embrace you. 

Dear friend, 

Be a Superhero! KISS a girl under a cherry blossom so she'll stay beautiful all year round.

If you cannot find a cherry blossom, a blossoming tree will do, as my lovely Czech friend shared with me in the tradition of celebrating love on May .  It is the Love Day.

Yes, the Czechs have two love dates. In North America, there is only a Valentine Day. So are the Czechs more romantic or what?!

Here is my question for you: 

If you were a woman or as a woman, single or non-single,

Would you ask someone to kiss you to stay beautiful all year round on the Love Day?

Leave me your comment below. 

Sexy Happy kissing! Polibek! Pusa!

Until next adventure ...
Love & dance with passion!
Raymondo & parrot Baby Picasso  xxxx
________
Exotic Salsa Dancing Games 2011 coming soon
RaymondoChan.com

Raymondo Chan Retired From Exotic Salsa Dancing, Building Parrot Island

NEWS RELEASE: APRIL 1, 2011

Exotic Salsamaster, Raymondo Chan is retired from Exotic Salsa Dancing, his mission to inspire passion through adventure and play to millions around the world, with his dance and adventure partner-in-crime, parrot Baby Picasso. He will no longer be choreographing, coaching, performing, dancing,  directing.  

Thanks to the unprecedented success of Raymondo Chan's book and movie deals of his wild, exotic adventures and to the dedication of beloved blockbuster director, Steven Spielberg and Hollywood producer, Jerry Bruckheimer, he will now live as a fat, nutty, morbid monk in Parrot Island, his secluded, private, lush tropical island, somewhere near the Caribbean. Islands of Lady Gaga and Anthony Robbins are not too far away.

Instead of consuming himself to burn the dance floor anywhere, anytime, he is too slothful to put out any bond fire for BBQ anywhere, anytime. Provisions are made for authentic doggy houses of Michael Buble and Jackie Chan surprise visits.

"Stop being dangerous."

"Better to be safe than sorry, baby!"  

"Be a turkey. Walk. Don't fly."  

Gazing at the blue sky, lazing like a lizard in a hammock on the white, sandy beach, he enjoys expressing himself zipping Margaritas, amassing his fortune to develop one pack, big, fat belly. 

"The hell with love and passion!"

Dance, play and love are only for the fools.  Human contacts are dangerous. Touches and handshakes are dangerous. Kisses and hugs from Exotic Salsa Dancing, especially from the female species, are even more dangerous, and must be avoided at all costs.  How sad and difficult would it be for Raymondo and parrot Baby Picasso to miss the tsunami of love,  exotic parties, and the sexy, amazing adventures with his dear friends and loyal, undying fans?  Not at all.  

Dare to be a free-flight parrot, a naked parrot? No. Be very chicken.  No dreams, no hope, no courage required. No disappointments. No rejections. No ridicules. So be proud, like everyone else. It is wiser to procrastinate living your dream and living your full potential than risking to become who you can be.

Dreams are for the idiots and the kids.  You're adults, grown-ups. Trash them. Let's be domestic, realistic and be very reasonable here. The world absolutely does not need passion. There is no need to love, dance and live a life with no regrets.

But what about Latin dancing and music? Listening to song birdies and froggies kissing are staples.

How free can you be in Parrot Island? At least, being naked is no shame.  They hangout, meditate, sharing their space openly among other exotic parrots, Macaws, and wild animal friends, like sea turtles, rabbits, monkeys, cheetahs, lions, elephants .... and live in peace, happily ever after in a jungle paradise.

The successor as Chief Passion Officer for his company, Burn The Dance Floor?

"Only the fools want passion ... afterall, who really want to burn the dance floor with you? And be your dance and adventure partner-in-crime? A giant blue and gold Macaw parrot?  Too outrageous. If you recognize one, please ask her or him to see Raymondo Chan. "

Sexy Happy APRIL FOOL! 
Until next adventure ... 
Love & dance with no passion!
Raymondo xoxo

http://RaymondoChan.com
http://BurnTheDanceFloor.com

Hope, The Chief Happiness This World Affords

"Hope is itself a species of happiness, and perhaps,

the chief happiness which this world affords: 

but, like all other pleasures immoderately enjoyed, 

the excesses of hope must be expiated by pain; 

and expectations improperly indulged, must end in disappointment.

If it be asked, what is the improper expectation 

which it is dangerous to indulge, 

experience will quickly answer, 

that it is such expectation as is dictated not by reason, but by desire; 

expectation raised, not by the common occurrences of life, 

but by the wants of the expectant; 

an expectation that requires the common course of things to be changed, 

and the general rules of action to be broken. 

~ Samuel Johnson, "J. Boswell "The Life of Samuel Johnson"", 1784

Spring has arrived. Can you smell it? Just take a deep breath of the fresh aroma in the air. You will know what I mean. Get outside for a minute, will you?

The new season sprouts new life, breathes new hope. To many the new year has just begun. Nearly 300 million people around the world celebrates, Nowruz, Persian New Year which begins on the first day of spring.  I enjoy the rich and diverse cultures Vancouver offers.

With new and renewed hope, I feel my life has just begun! Despite a slow turtle start, I'm eager to embrace the new year of the Rabbit with new exotic, sexy, amazing adventures with parrot Baby Picasso in our recovery and transformation. By the way, this is not the year of the Turtle. 

Hope, the allure of this species of happiness is so irresistible in tsunamic fortune or mischief. In the pursuit of feeling alive, has hope ever blinded you? Do you think the species of truth delivers you more happiness than hope? Is happiness without any expectation possible?

Truth be told, I shall remain hopeful.

Until next adventure ...

Love & dance with passion,

Raymondo

Chief Passion Officer

http://RaymondoChan.com

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